Anastasia and the Law

You’re in a lot of trouble, young man. I’m going back to my cruiser to process your information. You stay put.

Jesus Anastasia! I’m gonna lose my license! How am I gonna pick up chicks? I can’t see a girl naked is I roll up in a pair of rollerblades!

It’ll be okay, Carl! Hold on one second please!

Where are you going?

Hop!

What’s going on up there, Carl?

Anastasia’s talking to the cop, but I don’t know what she’s saying.

Two minutes later…

Let’s go, Carl! Officer Anderson was very nice! He’s a lovely fellow.

How did you do that?

If you’re nice to people, nice things will happen!

Son of a bitch! I forgot you were attractive and had a uterus!

The coast is clear! Anastasia saved the day! She’s a hero!

I’M A HERO!

Pipe down! Let’s hit the road!

Soon…

I SAID WE’RE DROPPING OFF TEXTBOOKS!

Bullshit! What are we really bringing to Saskatchewan?

Carl, I… you ‘ave to promise…

Mallory, shut it! We’re delivering books! Math books or something!

Hold on a sec! Is this… criminal?

Oh my gosh, are we outlaws?

Um, well…

DAMN IT MALLORY!

Gasp!

The fuck! This is totally gansta and shit!

We look simple and honest
Like a new pair of briefs
But we’re straight-up gangster
No good in these grief’s