The Windshield

We’re not pulling over, Carl! I don’t care if you shit your pants!

Fine Angry Chef! I’ll use this McDonald’s bag!

Carl don’t!

Stop!

This is happening!

It’s coming out real thick!

Carl, you’re awful!

I zink I’m gonna be sick again.

THAT DOES IT!

GIMME THAT PUKE PURSE! GIMME THAT PISS COFFEE! GIMME THAT CRAP BAG! IT’S ALL GETTING TOSSED!

‘old on! A car’s coming!

Oh man! I think I creamed that car’s windshield! Nasty!

I… I zink zat car’s turning around! A-Are those sirens?

UPMARKED COP! I HIT AN UNMARKED COP! MALLORY HIDE UNDER A BLANKET IN THE BACK! ANASTASIA GET IN THE FRONT! CARL GET IN THE DRIVER’S SEAT!

WHEEEEEOOOOOOOOO

I’m not taking the heat for this! My insurance will go through the roof!

Oh yes you will.

Relax man! I’ll take the fall! Be easy!

Shortly…

Good evening officer, what seems to be the problem?

Son, I don’t even know where to start. License and registration.

N-no, no problem chief. It’s the first thing in my wallet.

Is that some sort of joke? Certified Genital Expert?

Oh, s-sorry boss. Wrong card. I… um…

It wasn’t me! It was her! She threw it! I don’t even know her! She’s a hooker I picked up!

Sir, are you admitting to soliciting a prostitute?

IF SOMEONE HAD A GUN, NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME TO SHOOT IT!