The Bomb

Nice job barfing in your purse and not in the car, Mallory!

I… well… it was empty anyway…

Mallory, honey, do you want me to order for you? Maybe something to help your stomach?

Yes please.

Hello! This is Anastasia! May I please order a small tea? Do you have that?

Yes we do! Your total is $47.21.

Alright, who’s got money?

Carl, I know you’ve got cash! Cough it up!

Damn it! Why are all my friends so poor?

On the highway…

Mmm… oh, Angry Chef, I’ll open your coffee for you.

Ugh! This coffee is terrible! It tastes like piss and smells like a urinal! It’s like… it’s like drinking Carl!

Up yours!

Hey! I totally forgot to take a dump! Pull over Angry Chef, I gotta squeeze one out!

That was the reason we stopped, asshat!

I forgot! I got excited! It was McDonald’s fault!

Man, everything is McDonald’s fault.

C’mon Angry Chef, pull over. I’ll pull a Daniel Boone and rip one in the woods! No wiping! I think I can pinch it clean!

I’m not stopping.

Uh oh… I already know the ending to this movie! It’s practically using my underwear for a hammock! This bomb is live!