McDonald’s

Hey Angry Chef, let’s hit a rest stop. My colon’s cramping up like an accordion.

Damn it Carl, just shit out the window!

Hey, maybe I could drop a NASCAR biscuit! Let me get into position!

Ha Ha

Mmm… maybe we could stop… and get coffee and food?

Okay, let’s stop. If Anastasia is stuffing her face, she might shut up for five seconds!

HEY!

Looks like everything is closed. There’s only one choice: the McDonald’s drive thru.

I wanna Happy Meal! I wanna Happy Meal!

Welcome to McDonald’s, may I take your order?

You hear me in there? Gimme the biggest coffee you got!

Angry Chef! Manners!

Hi sweetie, my name is Anastasia! May I please have a cheeseburger Happy Meal with no onions and also a toy!

Anastasia, zee small children in China make zose toys.

Anastasia, all zee small children…

Hey Dude! I want six Filet o’ Fish’s, no buns and a large chocolate shake!

What the hell is the matter with you, Carl?

You can order anything at McDonald’s! They don’t give a shit!

It’s true.

We don’t give a shit.

Waddya want, Mallory?

Zee Chinese children… and… I… Mmm… Ohhhh.

BBBARFFFFF!

Jesus Mallory, you been eating your cigarette butts again?

That’s the first time I ever saw anyone puke before eating McDonald’s.