Back from Camping

back frm campin

OMG nice ;)

i missed u

I mised u too

i missed your nether regions

ew carl gross

stasia where u at?

The diner :O

wats on special? besides u????

Ha ha :) burgars 5 buckaroos

Oh man I’ll go get grandma rite now

I saw a ghost when we went camping, but nobody believed me.

Well I believe you.

So what’s the little girl’s name?

H-How’d you know the ghost was a little girl?

I’m so glad I have you in my life, Grandma.

You’re so smart and patient and warm.

Who has the best grandma in town? Me, of course!

And you’re the worst grandson in town, you fucking doofus!

Why can’t people pay with their credit card? I hate making change!

Lemme see what coins I got… queen… ship… another queen… Oh no! They all got queens on ‘em????

Lunch is on me, Mallory. Would you like to look over the menu?

Oh no, I don’t trust myself to do zat.

I’d probably mess it up.

I’d fuck it for sure.

Hey! Hurry up with those doughnuts, you lazy little bum!

Maybe you’re a bum.

WHAT THE HELL’S YOUR PROBLEM TODAY?

I REALLY MISSED YOU WHEN I WENT CAMPING, OKAY?