The Road

Alright Angry Chef, let’s get this show on the road! I’m driving!

I’m driving, Carl. And if I pass out, Mallory can take over!

Mallory’s gonna drive? Why don’t we just put a brick on the gas pedal and take our seat belts off?

Watch this.

HEY FRENCHY! DO YOU REMEMBER PUBERTY?

Mallory will do fine. I seen her drive once. She’ll do fine.

Soon…

Weren’t not listening to dance music, Anastasia!

But I wanna boogie! Let’s put on some disco!

What we need is Biggie Smalls! Honeys will be rollin’ up in their convertibles, tube tops jigglin’!

I want ABBA!

ENOUGH! MALLORY, YOU PICK SOME MUSIC!

Um… ‘ow?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN “HOW”? TURN THE DAMN RADIO ON!

I don’t, I mean… where is she?

Hey, Mallory’s right! The radio is missing!

SON OF A BITCH! SOMEONE STOLE MY RADIO! How the hell are we gonna drive to Saskatchewan without music?

Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you!

PUT A SOCK IN IT, ANASTASIA!

Someone drop me a beat!

You see that broad broad?

I’ll offer her my rod

Got a thick and tasty bod

Like the first generation iPod

SHUT IT, CARL!