The Road Trip

Mmm… bonjour? Zis is Mallory.

Mallory! I got us a shipment.

A shipment? ‘ow much, Angry Chef?

Ten thousand.

Ten thousand? Where… where is zee delivery to?

Saskatchewan! And you’re coming with me! We have to drive day and night to make it on time!

But Angry Chef… zat is so far! What if we get pulled over? What if we get caught?

Relax! We’ll just bring some chump with us and hide in the back of the van if we run into trouble.

Chk! Chk!

But who would be dumb enough to drive with us without asking questions?

Soon…

This is so exciting! What’s in Saskatchewan anyway?

Wheat and doubt.

Remember what we discussed, Anastasia. If we see the cops, you have to drive the van!

Oh, I don’t know how to drive!

I bet chicks in Saskatchewan are all like tasty farmer’s daughters! I’ll see one and be all like “Hey baby! I’m from the city and I have all my teeth!”

Then we’re doing it in the barn, in the most insane positions! The whole barn starts talking about it! What? I don’t know! Like the pigs and mice are talking! Charlotte’s Web style!

This road trip is gonna be epic! Doughnuts for every meal! Frostbite on your ass from mooning so long! We pick up a hitchhiker but we kick him out when we find out he’s a vegan!

Bare feet on the dashboard! Sipping coffee all day! You fall asleep at the wheel on purpose, because it’s a road trip.