High School

The other kids in high school called you names Mallory?

Um, they called me Troll… but mostly Bad Tits… or other things…

Hot Trash

Bog

Miss Phlegm

Scabs AKA Scabby

The Rash

But high school must have been fun Mallory! What about gym class? Playing games is fun!

Oh Anastasia, um, well, zee other girls in gym class…

Zee girls in gym class would steal my clothes… and give zem to zee boys… and zee boys would piss of zem.

Oh my goodness!

Hilarious!

Didn’t you have a strong boyfriend to protect you? With nice eyes and a letterman jacket?

Zere was zis one boy zat said ‘ee was my boyfriend.

Hey Bad Tits! You wanna be my girlfriend?

Um… I, uh…

If you’re my girlfriend, we can do the nasty!

Ha ha!

She’ll do it!

Freak!

Loser!

Bad Tits!

Didn’t you have any friends?

N-not really.

I left high school when I was seventeen. I… I never finished

Holy shit Mallory! That means you’re legally a moron!

It does not Carl you jerk!

Can… can I be alone?

Yeah no problem! See you around, Bad Tits!

So many yearbook memories…

Carl “Bad Tits” Wanders

Sports: none

Clubs: none

Awards: none

Quote: “Three’s a crowd… unless it’s a threesome!”

Future Plans: Hip Hop Legend

Spray graffiti on Wall Street
Got the bull by the balls
Don’t take shit from the cops
Just like Biggie Smalls – MC Carl

Voted most likely to: fail at life