The other kids in high school called you names Mallory?
Um, they called me Troll… but mostly Bad Tits… or other things…
Scabs AKA Scabby
But high school must have been fun Mallory! What about gym class? Playing games is fun!
Oh Anastasia, um, well, zee other girls in gym class…
Zee girls in gym class would steal my clothes… and give zem to zee boys… and zee boys would piss of zem.
Oh my goodness!
Didn’t you have a strong boyfriend to protect you? With nice eyes and a letterman jacket?
Zere was zis one boy zat said ‘ee was my boyfriend.
Hey Bad Tits! You wanna be my girlfriend?
Um… I, uh…
If you’re my girlfriend, we can do the nasty!
She’ll do it!
Didn’t you have any friends?
I left high school when I was seventeen. I… I never finished
Holy shit Mallory! That means you’re legally a moron!
It does not Carl you jerk!
Can… can I be alone?
Yeah no problem! See you around, Bad Tits!
So many yearbook memories…
Carl “Bad Tits” Wanders
Quote: “Three’s a crowd… unless it’s a threesome!”
Future Plans: Hip Hop Legend
Spray graffiti on Wall Street
Got the bull by the balls
Don’t take shit from the cops
Just like Biggie Smalls – MC Carl
Voted most likely to: fail at life