Carl Hassles Abacus
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Carl Hassles Abacus

Hey Abacus, what’s shakin’?

How do you do, Carl! Many apologies, but I need to finish reading this biology article!

C’mon pops, talk to me!

I’m sorry Carl, I really must complete this!

Relax dude, finish it later! Hey, you getting any bum this weekend?

No bum, huh? You cruising for chicks at least? Gonna chase some skirts or something?

I gotta find a lady with some junk in the trunk.

Like, she could have a fat ass in the trunk.

Hey Abacus, you wanna go smoke a joint and listen to Wu-Tang? Maybe Iron Flag?

What do you do if your friend is racist? Educate them? Stab them? Do you think th- hold on freestyle!

I’ll piss on your windows
My wizz can stain glass
Then I’ll spin right around
And drop bombs from my ass

Has there ever been a situation where the shit literally hit the fan?