The Beatup

So that’s when I get out of my van and pull the business guy right out of his car window!

Wow!

Then the business guy starts squealing “I’m sorry!” so I say “Take your shoes off!”

Why’d you ask him to take his shoes off Angry Chef?

Shut up and pay attention! So the business guy takes off these brand new leather shoes and you know what I said?

What did you say? What happened?

I say “Shit in your shoes and I’ll let you go!”

Holy smokes!

Then the business guy starts screaming “You’re crazy! I’m not gonna shit in my shoes!”

He wouldn’t shit?

So I put him in a headlock and start punching him in the guts! Then the back of his pants start growing!

His pants were growing?

I literally beat the shit out of him!

Holy mackerel Angry Chef!

Serves him right! He said my van was “white trash wheels”. That douchebag dishrag asshole!

Epilogue

You look tasty Anastasia! I’m gonna start calling you Miss Delicious!

He he! That’s a silly nickname Carl!

I’ve never had a nickname!

Back in high school everyone used to call me Girth!

A real high school nickname! Did you have a nickname in high school too Mallory?

Hmm… oh oui… it was… What is zee English? I ‘ave to check my dictionary…

This is what zee others used to call me.

Troll (troll m): est une créature dans le folklore Scandinave