You Cannot Insult a Gnome

What’s… why is zere yelling over ‘ere, Anastasia?

Carl is saying mean raps about Abacus!

Abacus is a joke

This gnome a goner

I spit on his family

I insult his honour

ENOUGH!

I understand you insult my honour, Carl. I will see you in one week, to challenge you. Goodbye.

Oh no. No no no. Carl, you cannot insult a gnome’s honour. Zis is bad. Zis is very bad.

Ah, what’s he gonna do to me? Talk gently until I fall asleep?

I don’t zink you understand, Carl.

Abacus Atticas fully intends to kill you.

Yeah right Mallory! Like Abacus is gonna murder me!

I’ll go talk to him!

Abacus, please don’t hurt Carl!

I haven’t a choice, Anastasia. My ancestors are whispering in the wind.

But there must be something you can do!

I promise I will not lay hands upon him. That is all I can say.

I have work to do.

I made a beat with GarageBand on my iPhone!

Fuck the police coming straight from the underground

…conscious validation breeds mastication causing obliteration…

Subject: Baby I wan

Sup Anastasia!

You’re tasty hottie

Dirty like a septic

Wanna get naughty

You know I’ll erect it

Yeats

Dense Ass