The Edge of Death

Geez Carl, you’ve gotta be the worst skateboarder I ever seen!

That’s cause I always go for it! I skate on the edge of death!

Whoa, phone call!

Sheep beep beep

Hello? What? What do you mean? Fuck, I’ll be right there!

What’s wrong, Carl?

Grandma’s in the hospital, Toast! I think she’s gonna die! I GOTTA GET TO THE HOSPITAL BEFORE SHE DIES!

CARL!

Skate or die.

Hang on Grandma!

Grandma!

Epilogue…

Grandma was okay. She just needed some blood tests. Huh? Yeah, they told me she was fine when they called. What? Why’d I skate so hard to the hospital?

Because dude…

It’s your Grandma.