Iron Cook

Hey Angry Chef! What’s this?

How the hell would I know? Show it to me! Damn you!

Ah, I won that in that contest. What was it? Iron Cook?

OH MY GOD! YOU WON IRON CHEF?

I did it for the cash! That’s why we cook! We cook for the cash!

That’s right! That’s why we cook! We’re cook for the cash!

Mallory! Mallory! Did you know Angry Chef won Iron Chef?

Oh yes… but ‘ee was never on zee television.

How come he wasn’t on TV? I love TV!

You see, Angry Chef drinks a lot. Like, so much. And sometimes ‘ee makes… bad choices.

What kind of bad choices?

Well, Angry Chef didn’t ask to be on Iron Chef… but ‘ee did sneak on to zee show… wearing zee Allo Kitty ’alloween mask.

Do you know zee nerd one? ‘ee looks like a toad with glasses? ‘ee is called Alton Brown?

I love Alton Brown! He’s funny!

Angry Chef didn’t zink Alton Brown was funny. Angry Chef might ‘ave… ‘eld ‘im ‘ostage.

Angry Chef held Alton Brown hostage?

Angry Chef ‘eld a knife to Alton’s throat and demanded to battle an Iron Chef. ‘ee won zee challenge by cooking with one hand as ‘ee ‘eld Alton ‘ostage.

Wow! Who did he beat?

Do you know zee dork one? He looks like a dirty school boy zat picks ‘is nose? ‘ee is called Bobby Flay? ‘ee lost so bad.

But Alton Brown loved it! Angry Chef makes ‘im a secret meal every year. And in Japan, chefs talk of a furious chef in a Allo Kitty mask… ‘is name translates to “The Cutest Anger”.