The Gob and the Shudder

On one hand, it’s sexy! But on the other, it’s like technically very impressive. So I guess I’m really on the fence about wine bottles being held between butt cheeks. What do you think?

C’mon Abacus! Let’s shoot the shit! I’ve got a problem I need help with! It’s like… medical!

Here’s the deal: do you think it’s better to have an orgasm or ejaculate?

I beg your pardon?

Some dudes like to fire it out! But other dudes dig the rush!

What do you prefer, Abacus?

Carl, I’ve repeatedly requested

I think I like to fire it out! I’m not even sure why!

Hey Mallory! Is it better when a dude pops a gob or shudders?

Maybe you don’t understand, Carl. There’s a reason I’m not answering you!

Whoa… I get it now! It’s like the sound of one hand clapping! There… there isn’t a right answer!

They’re both important! You need the wad and the warmth!

It’s like having an ass: you need both cheeks!

Holy crap! HOLY CRAP! You cannot hold the wine bottle with your butt unless you use both cheeks.

Spiritual!