The Gob and the Shudder
On one hand, it’s sexy! But on the other, it’s like technically very impressive. So I guess I’m really on the fence about wine bottles being held between butt cheeks. What do you think?
C’mon Abacus! Let’s shoot the shit! I’ve got a problem I need help with! It’s like… medical!
Here’s the deal: do you think it’s better to have an orgasm or ejaculate?
I beg your pardon?
Some dudes like to fire it out! But other dudes dig the rush!
What do you prefer, Abacus?
Carl, I’ve repeatedly requested
I think I like to fire it out! I’m not even sure why!
Hey Mallory! Is it better when a dude pops a gob or shudders?
Maybe you don’t understand, Carl. There’s a reason I’m not answering you!
Whoa… I get it now! It’s like the sound of one hand clapping! There… there isn’t a right answer!
They’re both important! You need the wad and the warmth!
It’s like having an ass: you need both cheeks!
Holy crap! HOLY CRAP! You cannot hold the wine bottle with your butt unless you use both cheeks.
Spiritual!