But… but you told me Angry Chef closed zee restaurant.
It was a misunderstanding! You have to come with me, Mallory!
Mmm… I don’t zink I can get up. Can you please get zee barrow?
Of course I can get the barrow!
Look! Angry Chef renovated the restaurant! It’s still a diner but it’s got a fancy new bar!
‘ee… ‘ee didn’t leave, Anastasia?
Oh course he didn’t leave! Why, he even gave the diner a new name!
Isn’t it beautiful Mallory! Come and sit at this middle table!
In zee center of zee room… with everyone watching? Um, well…
Mallory, sit your ass in that corner booth back there!
Don’t tell Mallory to sit there! It’s too dark!
No, I like it, merci.
You’re even on the menu Mallory! Oh! Carl just got here.
I’m… I’m on zee menu?
FROM THE GRIDDLE
All our breakfast specials come with tea or coffee
Mallory’s Crêpes $5
Homemade crêpes with candied pecans, dark chocolate and fresh whipped cream
Angry Chef’s Spread $15
A 16 oz. T-bone, six eggs and homemade hash browns
The Carl $8
Twelve strips of smoked bacon and a can of Red Bull
Where are the floozies at? I’m loaded up with casserole!
When Angry Chef said he was “building every man’s dream”, he meant a bar, not a brothel.
You should sit down, Carl. You look like you’re gonna burst!
No way! The only way I can process this casserole is to hump it off!
You’d better not watch. The hands are going behind the head, this could get ugly.
Christ Carl, why are you spanking your own ass?
WELL I GOTTA SPANK SOMETHING!