Tuna Casserole
But if you close the door
I’d never have to see the day again
I’d better start eating tuna casserole if Angry Chef is gonna open a whorehouse.
Tuna casserole?
I gotta carb-load to prepare for all the humping. Why do you think I’m always so exhausted at the diner after a hot date?
Geez, Carl. What happened?
I’m all tuckered out from fucking.
I’m all fuckered out.
Hey Anastasia, what’s Toast doing over there?
I dunno, but he doesn’t look too happy.
Toast, honey, why are you digging a hole?
Because the stupid kitchen is closed.
Oh dear. What are you gonna do with this hole?
Stand in it.
I hate Angry Chef. I hate cooking. I hate everything.
I think I have an idea.
Soon…
You want another plate of the casserole I made, Carl?
No way. I’m pregnified with food over here.
Thanks for trying, you guys, but it’s not the same. Today’s lunch special would have been pork chops, my favour chops to cook.
Man, I’m feel like I’m dying. I’d better phone Abacus.
No, Carl. Tuna asserole cannot kill you. Why did you eat so much? A cathouse marathon? Stop being so foolish and let me get back to my newspaper.
Thief Insults Police With Meat-Themed Calling Card
$50,000 worth of building material was stolen from Home Depot last night. A floor model BBQ was used to grill pork chops during the break-in. The pork was set on the floor to spell out “Cops are swine”