Anastasia Makes a Fashion Statement

Angry Chef! Check out the slogan on my new T-shirt!

What’s it say? Wide load?

Angry Chef you’re mean!

Finally you’re telling me something I want to hear!

Hey Abacus! Look at my new fashion statement!

Not now, Anastasia. I’m in the middle of an important email.

Toast! Check out my top! Read what is says!

I don’t know how to read!

Hmp!

Carl! Look at my shirt! Read the slogan!

I can’t read it from here, Anastasia. I gotta lean in!

You just wanna see my chest!

I’m not joking, I can’t read it. I think my eyes are fading! I probably need glasses but I don’t wanna look like a nerd!

Carl, you’re just being silly!

I’m dead serious! I shouldn’t be driving! I think I ran over a dog yesterday!

My eyes aren’t right! Last week I brought this chick home and my boner aim was a little… off.

Oh my goodness! You didn’t stick it in her, well, you know!

You still don’t get it Anastasia! She left my apartment before I even stuck it in.

So… s-so what did you stick it into?

I don’t know.