Angry Chef Gets a Cat
God damn it, Mallory! I gotta find a way to keep rats out of the restaurant!
Hmm… Angry Chef, maybe you could get a cat, oui?
Cat? I HATE CATS! I’m not picking up cat shit!
Cats will take care of zemselves if you let zem outside. Cats are simple. It is ‘ard to make a cat die.
How much does a cat cost? I don’t got money for a cat!
Um, we could go to zee shelter? Cats are free.
Free cat, no more rats.
Free cat? Hmm…
At the animal shelter…
What about ‘er, Angry Chef?
It says she doesn’t have claws! How’s she gonna kill rats, Mallory?
Um… What about a kitten?
A kitten? What if I accidentally crush it with a case of beer? I’ve got enough blood on my hands already.
Mmm… what about zis one in zee corner. It says ‘ee’s been here for… four years?
Four years locked down?
Oh, Angry Chef, it says ‘ee can’t be around other pets… or children… or zee elderly… or gentle people?
Check it out! They gave him a piece of metal to chew on!
He’ll kill rats for sure! He’s a natural born killing machine!
Kill… killing machine… I… OH… OH…
Are you having a panic attack again, Mallory? TAME THE BEAST! TALK IN OUT!
Killing machine… Do people…
Do people volunteer at animal shelters so zey can get a chance to put animals down?