LANDSLIDE! THE TRACK IS COVERED! FASTEN YOUR SEAT BELTS!
SEAT BELTS ARE FOR WIMPS!
WHAT THE HELL? WHAT THE FUCK DID WE LAND IN?
Carl, you’re lucky to be alive!
Do you think we’ll see a monster down here, Mallory?
Mmm… probably and definitely a loup-garou.
W-What’s a lou guru?
Zee loup-garou ‘ides in zee dark. When you see ‘er yellow eyes, she’ll tear pieces off your body in so many directions.
Hey, my iPhone isn’t working! How’m I gonna hit on honeys? How’m I gonna get my mack on????
So… Mallory. Maybe later you can peel outta that dress an-
Um, Carl, you are zee total ignoramus. In English you are called… I call you… a “tool”?
At least I got my Iggy Azalea wallpaper. She’s so talented! Could she do anything wrong?
She’s made millions of girls feel worthless. Zee glamorous play a part in many, many leaky wrists.
She’s a modern day monster!
I saw Iggy rapping on YouTube. She’s a hip hop superstar!
Whoa whoa whoa whoa. STOP. Hold up… She’s a rapper????