Maple Syrup

If you don’t stop talking, I’m gonna throw you in the fire when we get there, assnut.

I can’t believe Abacus is making maple syrup!

I’ve seen Abacus in the woods every day with those buckets. Rap tap tapping those trees.

Maple syrup is like zee only nice zing I remember about Montreal.

Liquor store trip with Grandma

Hookup with Yolanda

Buy BC bud from Mallory

Drinking at Swish Lounge

SYRUP DAY!!!!

Grandma @Wal-Mart

Tina: oral

Cindy: oral

Tina AND Cindy: oral????

R.I.P. Gramps

Dentist (fuck)

8-Ball with Earl, Tim, Grandma

Soon…

Carl, get out of my sap!

I can’t help it, it’s mad delicious!

Angry Cheffff, may I please have some pancakes? My favourite part is the cake part!

Take them and get away from me.

You wanna sit and eat with me? A pretty girl can’t eat alone.

An ugly girl can. Beat it!

Hey Carl! What’s that fancy drink you got?

Syrup.

Whoa, a fancy maple syrup drink! Can I have the recipe? What did you put in it?

Syrup.

Mallory, I’m glad to see you with such a healthy appetite.

But it is maple syrup day, yes? I ate twenty whole crêpes, even zee crumbs and zee sauce.

I did not eat any breakfast sausage though… is disgusting. She is lumpy and gray and looks like zee zombie finger.

And that’s how she showed me there are some problems you can fuck away.

Ew! Carl! We’re supposed to be telling scary stories around the campfire!

Scary? Imagine shooting pool… Your buddy Earl Sims spills your Grandma’s rye. Earl laughs, but you turn whiter than a factory reject Cheeto. Earl’s eye swells shut as Grandma sinks a solid.