Anastasia Wants a Tattoo

Do you ever wish you could change yourself, Mallory?

Um, you mean like if I didn’t have to wake up… terrified?

No silly! I mean like getting a new haircut or a gold tooth! I think I need a new look. A sexy look!

A sexy look?

Oh my goodness, maybe I could become a vampire? They’re always so sexy!

Zat’s because zee vampires prey on zee sexy victims.

I’d rather get bitten by zee zombie.

Zey don’t discriminate against zee ugly.

Mmm… but if I got bit by a zombie, I… I could finally die.

What’s up ladies!

Hey Carl! I need a gentleman’s advice. I need to change my look. Should dye my hair? Or maybe get my nose pierced?

Why don’t you get a tattoo?

That’s the greatest idea I’ve ever heard!

You gotta get a tattoo! Girls with ink are badass awesome!

How do you get a tattoo on your body anyway?

Well Anastasia th-

A bloody vibrating needle injects ink under zee skin.

NEEDLES? I HATE NEEDLES! I’m not getting that done!

You got any tattoos Mallory?

Tattoos… do I ‘ave… I can’t remember… I don’t zink so?

Hmm… I sort of had on once. I wrote somezing on my arm every day for a year, to help my brain.

You mean like “Life is beautiful!”

“Rub that cheek / Hear it squeak”?

Um… sort of, I guess.

It is okay to be scared of everything