Here’s your coffee Mallory! Say, I need some new music to listen to! What are those strange bands you like?
Zee strange bands?
Oh, um… you mean zee indy bands, Anastasia?
That’s right! Indy musics! I need those, Mallory!
Oh Anastasia, just because zey are independent, doesn’t mean zey are good.
But that’s what a customer in the restaurant said today!
Anastasia, not all indy music is good. Who are zose fellows… zee Posse somezing? Zee Posse of Clowns?
Zis man in zee restaurant. Was ‘is ‘aircut… strange? Was ‘ee bitter? Did ’ee complain about zee coffee?
Why, I believe so! He was an odd gentleman with a mustache and tight slacks! How did you know that Mallory?
Um, ‘ow about I make you a mixed-tape, oui? Maybe some new dance music you will like?
Look Carl! Mallory made me a mixtape!
Like back in the day!
MUSIC TO FILL IN THE TERRIBLE MOMENTS WHEN YOU’RE ALONE
A mixed-tape for Miss Anastasia Polina Moldavia
(a lovely friend)
Whoa lover, why didn’t you just ask DJ Carl himself?
I’ll make you a mixtape!
Thus, Carl did create a mixtape…
Hey Mallory look! Carl made me my very second mixtape, but it’s a CD!
Mmm… what’s on it?
Rump Shaker (original)
RS: The Remix (DJ Carl)
RS: The Remix Rebirth (DJ Carl)
Dumpshaker (parody – MC Carl)
Anastasia I Want You (freestyle)*
*Anastasia this is a real request! PS: The only way I can fit my wiener in my pants is by rolling it up like a cinnamon bun