The Broken Heart

Anastasia is late for work again! I’m gonna wait out back and beat her ass sideways when she shows up!

What does “beat her ass sideways” mean?

NO QUESTIONS! You stay here and keep cooking!

Yes sir, Angry Chef!

One more thing when I’m gone. Do not play any of that rap!

Of course, Angry Chef!

Gary and The Cheddar! Yeah!

Hey hey it’s Gary and The Cheddar coming at you with the lastet in hip hop! Next up, the number one single!

Bonjour! Is… is Angry Chef ‘ere?

Hi Mallory! Angry Chef said that he was going out back to smack Anastasia’s bum!

Oh…

Yowww!

Hey Mallory! You know everything about music and why is th-! Mallory? Hello?

Errrffffff!

Oh, um, I’m sorry, Toast… I…

Mallory, I have a music question! Who is this man on the radio? Why is he howling?

Criffffffff!

I… I’m not sure who zis fellow is… but ‘ee is awful. Zis man screams like she, I mean ‘ee… ‘as a broken ‘eart…

Rmmm!

But she… I mean ‘ee… ‘as a broken ‘eart because she was never ‘onest with ‘er feelings… and she ‘owls because she is in pain…

So zis person ‘owls because zey deserve to be in pain… because zey are so terrible at being alive.

And that was Lil Wayne with his latest hit!