Underground

The bridge ahead might be slippery from condensation, you wait here and I’ll examine it.

Hey Mallory! Look at me! I’m in the tunnels!

Oh yes, so you are, Toast. But you should never come ‘ere without Abacus, it is not safe.

I shouldn’t ‘ave come down all by my lonesome. I mean, what if I took some ‘ludes… wandered along… fell into a chasm… and killed my alive body dead?

Besides, you never know what you could run into. Zere might be draculas in ‘ere.

Or worse, ghostings.

Ghosts can’t hurt you, Mallory! But zey could scare you with scares or trick you with tricks or haunt you with haunts but most important zey are super spooky.

You could be staring at nothing and zen suddenly “SHRIEKKK!” A ghost appears out of zin air!

I know you’re teasing cause I know you like ghosts! Ha ha!

Abacus must trust you very much. Did you know only a few people ‘ave been in ‘is tunnels?

Geez, I didn’t know that!

One time Carl snuck down here to shoot a rap video. Abacus was not ‘appy.

Carl made a rap video down here?

Mmm, yes. When Carl uploaded it to YouTubes, she went… you say… viral? So many people sent Carl zee death ‘reats.

You mean like because of rap beefs?

No, because ‘is video was so bad.

It was all raps about being an underground rapper when ‘ee was underground.

My flow is hot magma
You know you can’t stop this
I keep hip hop underground
Like a parasaurolophus