Quartz

WHO TOLD YOU TO GO TO SCHOOL? YOU’VE GOT A JOB HERE!

But Angry Chef, I don’t wanna be a dummy!

YOU CALLING ME STUPID? YOU THINK YOU’RE BETTER THAN ME?

Abacus is gonna teach me book learning is all!

I OUGHTA SLUG YOU! WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?

Someone concerned for Toast’s education.

Toast will study with me once a week. In return, you will receive a cask of my homemade mead.

Wait… that crazy stuff that Carl drank and saw his own death?

Soon…

Well shit! Look at me! I wrote the whole alphabet, all the way to zed!

Excellent work! I believe we’re done for the day.

You have so many cool scientist things, Abacus. What’s that rock thing?

That’s quartz. Would you like to take a field trip in my tunnels and observe more of it?

You think I’m finally old enough to go in the tunnels? Awesome!

Now, you must never go in my tunnels alone, it’s very dangerous.

Notice the different layers of rock formations.

It’s like when Angry Chef and I make lasagne!

W-What was the sound?

Hey.

Mallory, I’ve told you not to venture into my tunnels alone! What are you doing here?

Um, I… I’m not really accomplishing anything or being important at all.

I just wanted to sit quietly in zee dark and eat… it is called… zee Reese peanut butter discs?

Zey taste like zee last day of school.