Cheesecake

I told you I’m busy! There’s a problem with the bathroom vent and I gotta service the fan. Carl might drop a bomb in there and clear out the whole restaurant!

But you need to see this, Angry Chef!

I made my very first cheesecake all by myself!

That thing is a cheesecake? Lemme taste it.

Ugh! It tastes like a choda! What kind of cheese did you use? Parmesan?

Yeah!

What the- where the hell is your sense? This is the worst cheesecake ever!

So no one’s gonna like my cheesecake?

Mallory, what happened to you?

I’ve been doing ecstasy for a few days.

Look at you, silly! There’s sticks and leaves in your hair!

I… I was trying to snuggle nature, Anastasia.

That’s so sweet, but you’ve got to look after yourself, honey.

Zee drugs made me feel sexy… I felt attractive… for once…

I guess it’s not so sexy to massage tree stumps and French kiss zee pine cones.

So anyway, deep down… whoa! I put my shirt on backwards this morning! Better switch it back!

Ah man! I got mustard on my pants! I can’t wear these!

What the hell? Why am I wearing underwear? I don’t even own underwear. These have got to go!

Like I was saying, I guess deep down I’ve always wanted to have a STD named after me.