French Girls

It sounds like zee date was going well, Anastasia.

That’s what I thought, Mallory! But when we were making out he said something awful!

What did ’ee say? Did ’ee tell you he kicked a kitten?

Well, he asked me to… I’ve got to whisper it!

…………..

Honestly, what kind of girl would do that?

I would.

Gasp!

That is so naughty, Mallory! I would never do that!

Zee French, we ‘ave passion, oui? If you love someone, you would do anyzing for zem.

But I wouldn’t do zat if I wasn’t in love. Love would be crucial.

What’s up, tasty mommas?

Mallory was just telling me how passionate French people are!

Everyone knows French people will do all kinds of sex things!

Mallory, would you put clothespins on my nipples?

Carl, don’t be gross!

What about if we sixty-nined out a window? One half warm, the other half cold!

Mallory, are you okay?

Or if we had phone sex… but we were in the same room!

Stop it, Carl!

Um, what if we had sex and you wore a polyester pantsuit?

Carl, ease off!

How about if we duct taped our heads together and humped conjoined twin style!

Hold on… does that mean we’d share the same thoughts?