Put ‘Em Up

Why the hell did it take you so long to get smokes?

I got in a fight outside the convenience store.

A fight? With who?

Some kid. Whoever he was, he got whooped.

Nice job! What a bitch!

Yeah he was a bitch!

Ha Ha

Can I come to Carl’s place tonight to watch the UFC fights with you guys?

Hell no, y’asshole!

That night…

Want a Bailey’s on ice, Angry Chef? It’s so creamy, dude!

Thank god I brought my own booze. What th-

Sup?

Hey Carl, can I watch the UFC fights? Can I?

You snuck over here? BEAT IT!

Ah, let him stay, Angry Chef. You like fighting, Toast?

Yeah, I love fighting! I’d fight anyone! I could probably kick your ass!

Man, you couldn’t take me.

The fucksack could take ya, couldn’t ya, fucksack?

Yeah, I could take him!

Alright, let’s roll! I won’t hit you hard or nothing. Put ‘em up.

Ha Ha

THRACK!

C-C-Carl’s not moving… Am I in trouble?

Fuck no. We’d better order a pizza and watch the fights, stat.

Carl,

We didn’t leave you a slice cause you’re a bitch.

-Angry Chef and The Fucksack