MC Carl and Miss Bubbles

Whoa! Sweet piece, Anastasia!

Thanks Carl! I’m learning to play!

Of course! Anastasia, this is so damn obvious!

What, Carl? Did you just realize I’m super cute?

Smack!

You throw down some licks and I’ll freestyle!

Oh my goodness we just started a band!

Just play something real simple and I’ll rap!

Okay!

I’m floating on chords

It’s a rock and rap infection

I’m making all the jaws drop

Like when I get an erection

Got a puppet on some strings

Playing strings, guitar rings

Anastasia brings… wait! Stop!

Anastasia, you need a rap name!

But I’m not rappin’!

It don’t matter! Everyone in a rap crew needs a name.

Call me… Miss Bubbles!

Miss Bubbles is so tasty

Swinging that bubble butt

First she cuts the lick

And then she licks the cut

Take it!

I like mice!

Mice are nice!

Mice like rice!

Mice mice mice!

SOLO!

We go platinum… Enough money to feed the poor, but instead I buy a crown like Biggie… Suge Knight beats up my dog… I gain 200 pounds…

Nine kids have a deadbeat dad, but they have the best stories for show and tell… Whale caviar… Method Man texts me… I buy Tasmania just because…