Carl Strikes Out

Tina! It’s Carl! You wanna go for coffee and get down? Caramel latte and a hump?

Hey Yuki! Wanna get some burritos? Then you want it? In the bush or something?

Monique, it’s Carl! Wanna hit up Burger King and get slippery in the car? I’m buying!

Angry Chef! Dude! I called you by accident! Are there any chicks around you right now?

Grandma! I phoned you on purpose! Are there any chicks around you right now?

Hey Abacus, you got any single friends? Anyone with a really hungry ass? I’m talking mad thickness! Hello?

Toast! Go look in the dining room for me. You see any women? Any decent tit crack?

Anastasia? What are you doing, like, right now? What do you mean you’re meeting Mallory in an hour for tea and crying?

Mallory needs a shoulder to cry on! And so we play the interception game!

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Hey Mallory, why so sad? Oh come on, you can tell me! What is it? What do you mean I’m the reason you’re sad? What did I say?

Sorry, my bad. What? Yeah, I guess I said that too. My fault. You’re right. What? I said that? Oops. My apologies.

Sure, I guess I did that too. Right, right. I said that as well. But think about all the tuna that die dolphin fishing.