The New Kitchen
Good golly, here comes Toast!
Did someone graffiti zis table already? What is zis writing…
Toast! Angry Chef renovated the diner.
What are you doing out here? Why, you should be in the kitchen, you goof!
Oh man the kitchen.
What the hell are you doing back here! NO CUSTOMERS IN THE KITCHEN!
But it’s me! Toast! I’m your line cook!
Line cook? Line cook… son of a bitch, that’s right! The little turdsteamer!
Go sauté carrots! Get the salt! Get the pepper! Get the tarragon! FIRE IN HOLE!
FIRE IN HOLE!
I can’t believe it, Mallory! Everything is brand new.
Is completely different.
SAUTÉ THOSE CARROTS! BUTTER THE FUCKERS UP!
I’M GONNA COOK THE SHIT OUTTA ‘EM, ANGRY CHEF!
Maybe not completely different.
Hey ladies. Whoa, what’s with you, Mallory? You smile like twice a year.
Oh… um… hmm… I just remembered… I don’t ‘ave to do puberty ever again?
Man, puberty sucks! You’re all horny and confused at the same time, like seeing Nigella Lawson in a jean jacket.