Put ‘Em Up
Why the hell did it take you so long to get smokes?
I got in a fight outside the convenience store.
A fight? With who?
Some kid. Whoever he was, he got whooped.
Nice job! What a bitch!
Yeah he was a bitch!
Can I come to Carl’s place tonight to watch the UFC fights with you guys?
Hell no, y’asshole!
Want a Bailey’s on ice, Angry Chef? It’s so creamy, dude!
Thank god I brought my own booze. What th-
Hey Carl, can I watch the UFC fights? Can I?
You snuck over here? BEAT IT!
Ah, let him stay, Angry Chef. You like fighting, Toast?
Yeah, I love fighting! I’d fight anyone! I could probably kick your ass!
Man, you couldn’t take me.
The fucksack could take ya, couldn’t ya, fucksack?
Yeah, I could take him!
Alright, let’s roll! I won’t hit you hard or nothing. Put ‘em up.
C-C-Carl’s not moving… Am I in trouble?
Fuck no. We’d better order a pizza and watch the fights, stat.
We didn’t leave you a slice cause you’re a bitch.
-Angry Chef and The Fucksack