Anastasia Does Therapy
Mallory, are you feeling okay today, honey?
I… well… Anastasia, zee depression, she… mmm…
But you’re so special!
I’m not special.
We’ve got to work on your positive thinking! Let me find a pen and paper and you write down a list of things you’re good at.
Okay… I’ll try.
I… I wrote a few down.
Why Miss Mallory, this is all negative thinking!
things i’m good at
-throwing up in public
-crying on buses
-being nervous all the time
-getting my period all over
-burning my drawings
I’m going to help you write a new list!
Anastasia… I… well…
Look at how lovely your skin is! And you have such pretty black eyes!
But… I… I was just born this way.
You’re good at listening! You’re the best listener I know!
That’s because I’m afraid to talk.
That’s silly! You’re always listening to everyone!
I… I guess so.
So I continued reading and ignored Carl. Eventually, grew tired and left me to smoke marijuana and watch something called “In Living Color”?
So the idiot here forgets to put salt in our gravy. Who the hell wants to eat gravy without salt?
Why do goths wear black?
Are you trying to die by getting run over by cars in the dark?
Is that like the ultimate goal?