Hansel and Gretel
Ouch! I poked Gretel on a shelf in the kitchen!
Um, in zee English, what is zis “Gretel”?
Gretel is what I call my left bum cheek, Mallory! And my right bum cheek is called Hansel!
Uh, do people normally name parts of zere body, Anastasia?
Sure Mallory! Fellows are always naming their Wilsons!
You know, their funny little weasels!
HEY ANGRY CHEF, WHAT’S THE NAME OF YOUR WIENER?
Mmm… Why are boys so obses-
GANG WAY! GANG WAY!
Indiana Moans, The Wizard, Mayor McCheese, The Frowning Orphan, “The Dick that Killed the Dildo”, Putrid Pete, The Weapon of Mass Destruction, Elll-iii-ottt
I bet The Cheek Seeker has things written about it all over the wall in the ladies washroom!
Um… Oui, zere is a list…
Hey Ladies! What would you name Carl’s penis?
The Ugly Dwarf
Nothing is better than just naming it “Disappointing”