You’re right, Abacus! It’s silly for me to be afraid of being alone! Say, what are you afraid of?
Shadows, Anastasia. From when I was living Below. They’re horrible, nasty creatures.
Angry Chef, what are you afraid of?
Really? I’m afraid of monsters, bears, angry chefs, getting hit by a train again, lot’s of stuff!
I’m… I guess, I guess I’m just feeling afraid today, Carl.
Why, Mallory? What are you afraid of?
I’m afraid of public speaking. Also, stepping on mice. Uh, zee computers with so many buttons. And… and it’s always possible I could… get assigned an essay.
You gotta stop being so crazy! Look at me, Mallory! I’m not afraid of anything!
Really? Without zee lying?
Hmm… there’s gotta be… yeah! I’m afraid of ghosts flying into my pee hole. Bees flying into my pee hole, too. Actually anything flying up my wizz chute is downright frightening!
You’re afraid of ghosts or bees flying into your penis? Zee bee in zee pee?
Yeah man, that shit would be terrifying! I’m getting the shivers just thinking about it! Brrr!
I… I know it’s rare, but what if zee elusive ghost bee flew up your pee hole?
Ghost bees aren’t real! Quit playin’!
But I saw one yesterday, Carl.
Don’t say that! Where… where did you see it?
It was flying.
Into my pee ‘ole.