I told you I’m busy! There’s a problem with the bathroom vent and I gotta service the fan. Carl might drop a bomb in there and clear out the whole restaurant!
But you need to see this, Angry Chef!
I made my very first cheesecake all by myself!
That thing is a cheesecake? Lemme taste it.
Ugh! It tastes like a choda! What kind of cheese did you use? Parmesan?
What the- where the hell is your sense? This is the worst cheesecake ever!
So no one’s gonna like my cheesecake?
Mallory, what happened to you?
I’ve been doing ecstasy for a few days.
Look at you, silly! There’s sticks and leaves in your hair!
I… I was trying to snuggle nature, Anastasia.
That’s so sweet, but you’ve got to look after yourself, honey.
Zee drugs made me feel sexy… I felt attractive… for once…
I guess it’s not so sexy to massage tree stumps and French kiss zee pine cones.
So anyway, deep down… whoa! I put my shirt on backwards this morning! Better switch it back!
Ah man! I got mustard on my pants! I can’t wear these!
What the hell? Why am I wearing underwear? I don’t even own underwear. These have got to go!
Like I was saying, I guess deep down I’ve always wanted to have a STD named after me.