Carl Sends an Email
Here’s your espresso, Mallory! I hope it cheers you up!
Merci, Anastasia… nobody… I mean, nothing will cheer me up today.
ANASTASIA, PLATE IN THE WINDOW! SERVICE!
Serve that plate, Anastasia! You’re the worst waitress ever!
But I just got an email from Carl on my phone! It might be important!
Subject: Check this out!
Check out the attachment!
It’s totally bodacious!
“Seize the day / Seize the rump”
Sent from my iPhone
That jerk! Carl mooned me over the internet!
Two can play at this game! But I can’t take a picture of my own bum if I’m always naked! I need fresh cheeks!
Angry Chef, I need your help please, honey!
I’m not helping you! Beat it, dimwit!
A simple request! I need your buns! I want you to moon me!
What the hell are you talking about? I’m not doing that. I answer to no one.
TAKE THOSE PANTS OFF, ANGRY CHEF!
YOU’D LOVE THAT, WOULDN’T YOU?
I NEED YOUR BODY! SLIDE OFF THOSE SLACKS!
FINE! IT’S GONNA BE THE SWEATIEST, DIRTIEST THING YOU’VE EVER EXPERIENCED!