What to Do With a Body
Bonjour, Angry Chef. I don’t feel like talking… my depression, she is…
Mallory, I can’t go into details on the phone, but I need your help.
See, there was this guy. And he died.
Someone is dead?
Yeah, and his body is in my van. You wanna see it, Mallory?
Dead body? Oh, yes please!
At the restaurant…
Ooo, someone shot him right in the face, Angry Chef!
Uh, yeah, about that…
You think you can clean him up? Like with makeup and art supplies and modelling clay?
Angry Chef… I… I don’t even know how…
It don’t gotta be perfect, just make him look good enough for a shitty funeral.
Um… what kind of funeral?
I’m gonna have a funeral at the restaurant, but keep the costs down. It’s a favour for a friend of friend of a guy I know.
A few days later…
The dead body was perfect, Mallory! Nice job!
What dead body? Zere was a dead… oh… right…
Here’s your cut. Fifty bucks! And I already made a plan.
My cut? What do you mean you ‘ave a plan?
I talked to Carl and he agreed to do some graphic design work for free.
Check it out! We’re business partners now!
Quiet. Discrete. Professional.
AC&M Discount Funeral Services
No flowers. No priest. No bullshit.
Will clean up your body and bury it for fifty bucks and a case of beer