Anastasia and Carl
Whoa Anastasia, check out that huge ass over there!
Why are you so obsessed with big bums, Carl?
I can’t help it! You know those Garfield plush toys you see on station wagon windows?
Yeah! Little Garfield is holding on for dear life!
That’s what I want to do to that ass.
How come you can’t be a gentleman, Carl?
Whaddya talking about, Anastasia? I just brought you your favourite drink!
Peach schnapps and orange juice with unstirred grenadine. Oh dear.
You even got me two umbrellas so I can leave one in my drink and put one in my hair…
…because partying chose me.
I apologize Carl. But sometimes you are very rude!
I ain’t rude! I’m totally classy!
I even started teaching a class about being classy to help lonely guys learn how to meet ladies!
That’s awful sweet of you!
Scenes from Pickup Artist 101
Welcome to Pickup Artist 101. I don’t have a lesson plan, so just shout out your questions!
WHAT DO WOMAN WANT?
Easy, your junk! Next!
WHO’S EASIER, BLONDS OR BRUNETTES?
That’s a trick question. The easiest girls are brunettes dyed blond. Next!
WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU FALL IN LOVE AND GET MARRIED?
Buy a minivan and admit defeat!
Lamaze class is next door!