Another Day in the Kitchen
Angry Chef! Angry Chef! Wake up! We’ve gotta start cooking!
Get me a beer, put on some Zeppelin and start washing potatoes!
Julienne that shit! Julienne the shit out of it! Show those fucking carrots whose boss!
Chop! Chop! Chop!
Angry Chef! The health inspector’s here! It’s a sting!
Go distract him! I’ll sneak up from behind with the cast iron!
So then the guy says to me “Cooking is women’s work!” So I throw a left hook and he drops like a turd off a bird!
Damn it! Speed up! Quit slacking and mix that macaroni!
Yes sir, Angry Chef!
Damn it! Slow down! Quit rushing and make those burger patties properly!
You gonna stop whistling?
Are those Carl’s wings? Did you make sure to eat most of the meat off ‘em first?
I hate salad! Who orders salad in a diner? Why do people eat this shit?
I hate salad too! Why order it? It’s shit!