Lost in the Dark
Carl! Carl… where are you?
Don’t worry, Abacus. Carl won’t be lost for long. I’m sure he’s fine! I mean, he’s Carl!
That’s precisely why I’m worried.
Fuck! I’m lost in the dark! I’m as good as dead!
Hey! Dudes! I’m over here! I can see your light! What the hell? Don’t walk away!
Come back you shits! Is this some kind of trick? Why are you running away?
Carl! I never thought I’d say it, but I’m happy to see you!
What’s your problem? Why were you running away from me?
Running away? We’ve been trying desperately to find you.
Yeah right. I get it. First you ditch me and then you string me along with a flashlight.
Man, you assholes are such dicks. I fucking love you guys! You totally got me!
Guys! Guys! I saw a ghost!
A ghost? There’s no such thing as ghosts, dude. You probably saw Abacus’s flashlight. We’re all pretty exhausted and I think I speak for everyone when I say: let’s get the fuck outta here.
You believe me, don’t you, Mallory?
Um… well… sometimes I see zings zat don’t exist. Like… pretty much all zee time.
Hey! I saw you! And I know I saw you because I… uh…
I think you’re cute!