Photography: painting's lazy drunken brother.

If you have an art show, make sure stuff gets stolen!

If mermaids were real, we'd probably eat them.

This was sorta weird I guess.

Foster is pissed.

I wouldn't recommend this on your worst enemy.

Naked ladies are art.

Uh, math?

I thought this was funny. Nobody agreed with me.

All my friends are animations.

Rejected lines from this comic.

Um, hot?

I would strike a man dead for pistachios.

One hundred strips!

The problem is racists.

The problem is also eighties chicks.

Voting incentive from this comic.

Thanks for the submissions!

A... a... boob?

Probably the first and last bit of color.

People thought this incentive was better than the comic.

This is how I want to die.